Why would I? They are as they stand harmless annoyances, and I care not if she is mildly inconvenienced. It is pathetic she would be so vulgar as to demand you solve her problems for her, a veritable stranger, and she one who would as soon kill you as anything else! If she presses her suit, it wisest to tell her to seek either the Coven or a professional who is skilled at the needs of vampires, they are paid for that explicit purpose.
There is certainly a strong hope that you would have better sense than to do so yourself, but you have done strange things before to woo a Warrior of Light into being your plaything... though I admit mating with a corpse is certainly beyond the usual range.
Ah, that is reasonable. I did voice concern given she seemed flushed with fever and given recent events with the Evergreen Circle. It appears she took this to mean I was open to any demand.
Hm. I did suggest a professional and the Coven. Both for the enchantment and the urges. Though I will admit the Eostre festival of this city is not the best of times to seek relief from the brothels. I heard rumors of what enchantments those 'colorful eggs' hold in such areas.
I did study the enchantment. I can give her an item that will temporarily null the curse. I felt this was better than letting her bother Emet-Selch for, and I quote, 'the physical aspect'.
...As to what I have done in the past, it was to serve our mutual goal. This has no such attachment which cannot be handled by less carnal action.
One might wonder about the mindset of someone who, when asked "Can I help?" goes immediately for violating polite social norms of even her own kind.
Pay well enough and the hirelings of the brothels will surely be willing to leave, and not involve any of those ridiculous eggs. Where there's a will, there's a way. Mayhap she should turn to the puca for aid, is it not something of a trait of the species, and fauns as well, to be rather obsessed with such things? Emet-Selch likely needs more time to heal, not to get chewed on by another creature who knows not what decency even is.
Now, now. I never said you shouldn't do what it may require.. with this particular exception. Merely that odd things have occurred before.
Precisely. I suspect some undue influence from the enchantment or the length of time she may have been under its sway given when you likely saw her shopping. Corpse aside and given her normal state of mind I have observed thus far, I would not allow her the opportunity to suggest I took advantage of her.
Ah. A pity Mettaton is likewise compromised. Perhaps I can focus a little more on aiding in his recovery. I could likely arrange for the puca to run interference should Irhya seek out Emet-Selch.
You did not. Regardless, what is required now is hardly in keeping with the oddest I have done. A relatively simple enchantment and a firm suggestion to seek someone not myself or Emet-Selch for relief should suffice. I suppose I should add you to the list of those not to seek out?
If they are both compromised is it not an ideal result. Let them vent their frustrations upon each other and leave the rest of us alone.
She knows better than to request my aid in such things, a warning is unnecessary. Besides which, at this point, if I had been so inclined somehow, I believe I would do her rather serious harm based on our size differences alone. Which while amusing in a disgusting gutter trash sort of way, is not how I intend to kill the Warrior of Light.
It would be were Emet-Selch not inclined to take umbrage should I arrange for events which will harm his favored Bond partner. Nevertheless, I will speak with the creature and see if he is able and willing.
Your Warrior of Light has shown remarkable talent in ignoring common sense. It may not be necessary but I will consider adding a remark simply to prevent a mercy killing. Whatever her shortcomings, her talents as a crafter have proven useful.
If you might spare her life long enough, I think she may even prove valuable in the creation of gear for riding a dragon more safely. Should you still be interested in such a venture.
I have no intention of making use of that questionable "value". I will find a native, with experience in dealing with native anatomy, for that purpose.
And stop calling her "mine". I care not what excuses or reasons you may have for doing so, cease doing it. As there is no OTHER Warrior of Light present besides yourself, it isn't as if I could possibly mistake who you are speaking of.
I will leave you to the sourcing then. You are aware where I keep my finances. Feel free to take my share of the expenses as needed if I am busy.
My apologies. I seem to have fallen into a poor habit. But speaking of the Warrior of Light, I believe I hear her returning. The enchantment shall not take overly long. Shall I pick up anything on the way back?
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Piano Notes?
Date: 2021-04-07 12:19 am (UTC)Of course I didn't.
[Elidibus isn't the type to use emoticons. But if he were, there would have been one of utter disgust included here.]
What possesses you to believe I would? Just because I have gained a mortal body does not mean I am led around by their base instincts.
Sudden Mozart.
Date: 2021-04-07 12:25 am (UTC)There is certainly a strong hope that you would have better sense than to do so yourself, but you have done strange things before to woo a Warrior of Light into being your plaything... though I admit mating with a corpse is certainly beyond the usual range.
Elidibus would record piano bits for notifications if desired.
Date: 2021-04-07 01:03 am (UTC)Hm. I did suggest a professional and the Coven. Both for the enchantment and the urges. Though I will admit the Eostre festival of this city is not the best of times to seek relief from the brothels. I heard rumors of what enchantments those 'colorful eggs' hold in such areas.
I did study the enchantment. I can give her an item that will temporarily null the curse. I felt this was better than letting her bother Emet-Selch for, and I quote, 'the physical aspect'.
...As to what I have done in the past, it was to serve our mutual goal. This has no such attachment which cannot be handled by less carnal action.
if this isn't a thing yet it might be in the next update.
Date: 2021-04-07 01:19 pm (UTC)Pay well enough and the hirelings of the brothels will surely be willing to leave, and not involve any of those ridiculous eggs. Where there's a will, there's a way. Mayhap she should turn to the puca for aid, is it not something of a trait of the species, and fauns as well, to be rather obsessed with such things? Emet-Selch likely needs more time to heal, not to get chewed on by another creature who knows not what decency even is.
Now, now. I never said you shouldn't do what it may require.. with this particular exception. Merely that odd things have occurred before.
Excellent
Date: 2021-04-07 08:00 pm (UTC)Ah. A pity Mettaton is likewise compromised. Perhaps I can focus a little more on aiding in his recovery. I could likely arrange for the puca to run interference should Irhya seek out Emet-Selch.
You did not. Regardless, what is required now is hardly in keeping with the oddest I have done. A relatively simple enchantment and a firm suggestion to seek someone not myself or Emet-Selch for relief should suffice. I suppose I should add you to the list of those not to seek out?
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Date: 2021-04-09 01:12 pm (UTC)She knows better than to request my aid in such things, a warning is unnecessary. Besides which, at this point, if I had been so inclined somehow, I believe I would do her rather serious harm based on our size differences alone. Which while amusing in a disgusting gutter trash sort of way, is not how I intend to kill the Warrior of Light.
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Date: 2021-04-09 08:37 pm (UTC)Your Warrior of Light has shown remarkable talent in ignoring common sense. It may not be necessary but I will consider adding a remark simply to prevent a mercy killing. Whatever her shortcomings, her talents as a crafter have proven useful.
If you might spare her life long enough, I think she may even prove valuable in the creation of gear for riding a dragon more safely. Should you still be interested in such a venture.
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Date: 2021-04-09 09:22 pm (UTC)And stop calling her "mine". I care not what excuses or reasons you may have for doing so, cease doing it. As there is no OTHER Warrior of Light present besides yourself, it isn't as if I could possibly mistake who you are speaking of.
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Date: 2021-04-09 10:03 pm (UTC)My apologies. I seem to have fallen into a poor habit. But speaking of the Warrior of Light, I believe I hear her returning. The enchantment shall not take overly long. Shall I pick up anything on the way back?
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Date: 2021-04-09 10:13 pm (UTC)Sand. Coarse, preferably, enough to fill a saddlebag.
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Date: 2021-04-09 11:57 pm (UTC)[You know, versus stuff just shoveled into a sack. Either way it will be done.]
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Date: 2021-04-10 01:05 am (UTC)